That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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