Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
