my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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