I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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