In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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