awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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