I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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