the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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