omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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