Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We got so high we made milksteak
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
When are your genitals available?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
