Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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