they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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