I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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