is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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