you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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