Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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