Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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