He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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