like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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