I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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