He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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