i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
