If i come over, it means nothing
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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