we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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