Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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