Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
drinking out of a sandbucket again
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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