While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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