that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
