Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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