You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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