He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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