Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
