school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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