and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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