so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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