Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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