She's JV to your varsity
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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