also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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