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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

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(412): I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches http://tfl.nu/0tvi

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(630): View more from Illinois

I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(630): I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about... http://tfl.nu/mp2d

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(917): View more from New York City

we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.

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(917): we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer. http://tfl.nu/2zy4

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(914): View more from New York

every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now

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(914): every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now http://tfl.nu/173b

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(203): View more from Connecticut

They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.

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(203): They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court. http://tfl.nu/8rt0

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(636): View more from Missouri

The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'

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(636): The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.' http://tfl.nu/hueh

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(317): View more from Indiana

You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice

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(317): You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice http://tfl.nu/bo72

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(859): View more from Kentucky

It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.

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(859): It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face. http://tfl.nu/gh9q

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(517): View more from Michigan

I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night

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(517): I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night http://tfl.nu/lvdh

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(573): View more from Missouri

I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...

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(573): I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were... http://tfl.nu/299s

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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(763): I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby http://tfl.nu/ll5m

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(319): View more from Iowa

Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.

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(319): Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party. http://tfl.nu/bbcz

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.

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(602): I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night. http://tfl.nu/7hpm

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.

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(832): He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass. http://tfl.nu/my94

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(214): View more from Texas

I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary

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(214): I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary http://tfl.nu/wcin

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