His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Even my vagina gasped.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I need a burrito and a hug.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.