3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.