PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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