thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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