All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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