And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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