You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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