I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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