Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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