question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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