even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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