So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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