is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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