sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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