how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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