Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Farmville is her only friend.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
