dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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