I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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