YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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